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Taxidermist grind / Vienna
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Kontakty a odkazy
Dodatečné info
www.facebook.com/taxidermistgrind
www.myspace.com/grindtaxidermist
WATCH OUT FOR THE PORN ANIMAL GORE YOU CAN'T IGNORE!
Looking for gigs in CZ!!!
Also take a look at our side project --> Seii Taishogun
Bio a historie
The new and only TAXIDERMIST was found in March 2009 after a long search for the right members.
Thor "Squirrel Grinder" searched in the land of gore for some animals which he can stuff and found a "General" who helped him.
After a short walk they found a "Wolf" who was eager to rape a little rotten deer. Thor took the gun and wanted to shoot him, but then the "Wolf" said to him: "Please don’t kill me! I heard you need a bass player in your porn gore band and if you don't
shoot me, I will play bass in your band and rape the deer on stage."
The "General" looked at Thor and said: "Great!!! When he will play the bass, I will play the guitar."
TAXIDERMIST was ready to start!!!
"Fuck! We need a drummer", they said. So Thor started to search for the perfect one. After a short time a big old "Bunny" crossed Thor's way and asked him what he is searching for. Thor told him that he needs a drummer for a porn animal gore grind
band.
The "Bunny" looked at Thor and said: "I can play the drums but I’m too old and my battery is empty, I’m so sorry."
But Thor took him to his home and told the others that he found a "Bunny" with an old battery who can play the drums. "NO WOLF, YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED THE RAPE THE BUNNY !!!!!!!"
Thor said to the "General" and "Wolf": "Hold the Bunny down!", and put a new GORE-ACELL battery in the "Bunny’s" ass! Now the "Bunny" was fast as hell again and TAXIDERMIST was ready to rape your tiny hairy little asses!
Due to the "Bunny" played drums fast as hell for more than one year he ran out of energy and became hungry, veeery hungry. The "Bunny" looked at "Wolf", "Wolf" looked at the "Bunny" … the "Bunny" took a deep breath and soaked up "Wolf". The "Bunny" said: "Yummy, this was a fucking huge pile of vegetables!!"
Thor laughed and said: "Bunny, this weren’t vegetables, this was Wolf. Because you munched Wolf you have to play bass instead."
Thor, the "General" and the "Bunny" were searching for a drummer again and returned to the land of gore. After crossing the woodlands of gore they entered the land of porn where all the porn happens. There they met Josh "Buttplug" Hartnett who was playing hide-and-seek-the-buttplug with some girls. Thor told Josh "Buttplug" Hartnett that they are searching for a new drummer and Josh replied: "Hey, I’m the best drummer in the land of porn. You won’t get a better one!"
With the GOREpower and the ANIMALpower they had and the newly acquired PORNpower TAXIDERMIST will rape your tiny hairy little asses harder than ever!
WATCH OUT FOR THE PORN ANIMAL GORE YOU CAN'T IGNORE!!!!!
